W Hotels will now provide couples with a “social media wedding concierge” at their New York locations to document their ceremonies for a mere $3,000 on sites like Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram,

“It’s time to say goodbye to shameless wedding selfies and hello to a professional Social Media Wedding Concierge…” reads the press release.

Between creating Vine videos of the couple’s first dance, live-tweeting every line of the groomsman’s speech or telling Facebook friends who haven’t been invited to the wedding the precise moment when the couple says “I do,” the concierge will also curate a unique wedding hashtag and encourage guests to crowdsource content as well.

Online reaction has been swift and merciless to the new service, with critics calling it a step too far in narcissism and a laughable waste of money.

The service also comes with the creation of a wedding blog and a post-wedding Shutterfly photo album complete with a collage of the best tweets and Instagram photos from the day.